Monday, January 9, 2023

Audiobook Showcase: Conan - Blood of the Serpent

Let’s do something fun to kick off the new year. Starting today, every Monday in January I’ll have a Sword & Sorcery Audiobook Showcase for you. And what could be better to get things going than the most legendary S&S character of all-time: Conan.

Conan: Blood of the Serpent marks the return of Conan and is the first in a new series chronicling the adventures of the beloved barbarian hero. The novel was released on December 13th, 2022 in hardback, Kindle, and audiobook on Audible. Here is the book’s official synopsis: “The pulse-pounding return of Conan, the most iconic fantasy hero in popular culture, with a brand-new standalone novel by New York Times bestselling author S.M. Stirling, tied directly to the famous tales written by the legendary Robert E. Howard.

Conan the Barbarian, the world’s most famous fantasy hero, returns in an all-new novel tied directly to the famous works by his legendary creator, Robert E. Howard.

Set early in his life, Conan has left his northern homeland to cut a bloody swath across the legendary Hyborian Age. A mercenary, a soldier, a thief, and a pirate, he faces conquering armies, malicious sorcerers, and monstrous creatures—against which he wields only the sword held in his powerful grasp.

A superstar of novels, short fiction, comics, video games, films, and an upcoming Netflix series, his adventures have inspired many of the most popular authors of the 20th and 21st centuries. This is the first in a series of brand-new, standalone adventures.

There’s been a rebirth of Sword & Sorcery stories and novels in recent years, and over the course of the last couple of weeks, I’ve really delved deep into the new magazines and ezines to peruse what the new crop of authors has to offer. Let me tell you, it’s a lot of fun! It has actually inspired me to get back to writing short stories in this genre that I’ve never written in before. I’m familiar with Robert E. Howard’s Conan stories and have enjoyed them for decades, but outside of that and some now public domain stories published in Weird Tales over the years, this is a genre I’m ready to discover and want to immerse myself in completely. From Moorcock’s Elric to Dungeons & Dragons, to Leiber’s Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, to the new wave of S&S stories and novels out there, these are exciting times to be a Sword & Sorcery fan.

I grew up in the ‘80s where S&S movies and cartoons reigned supreme. To this day, John Milius’s Conan the Barbarian (1982) remains one of my top ten favourite movies of all-time. I adore Ralph Bakshi’s animated classics Lord of the Rings (1978) and Fire and Ice (1983), I used to watch cartoons like Thundarr the Barbarian (1980-1981) and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985) religiously after school and on Saturday mornings. I’ve always been a big fan of those cheesy ‘80s Sword & Sorcery flicks with gorgeous VHS box artwork such as Deathstalker (1983), The Beastmaster (1982), Sorceress (1982), Dragonslayer (1981), Red Sonja (1985), The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982), and Conquest (1983) to name a few.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan

I first got into Conan as a kid via Marvel Comics’ glorious ‘70s/’80s series by the fantastic duo of writer/artist Roy Thomas and John Buscema. Then I saw the Schwarzenegger movie and, as a teenager, went on to read L. Sprague de Camp and Robert Jordan’s Conan novels of the eighties. It’s only much later that I would seek out Robert E. Howard’s original Conan tales, which to me represent the very best the genre has to offer. This new book, Blood of the Serpent, is the first new Conan story in nearly twenty years, so it has a lot of fans eager to dive back into the beloved Cimmerian’s world. Chosen for the task is New York Times bestselling author S.M. Stirling of Novels of The Change (Emberverse) fame. I wasn’t familiar with him or his work, but regardless, I was excited to read/listen to his interpretation of my favourite barbarian. First things first, while the cover art is pretty nice, I dearly miss those old school Frank Frazetta and other artists’ vintage covers featuring a larger than life Conan alongside a variety of rogues, snakes, wizards, and scantily-clad women on them. I get that this is supposed to be a more modern, politically correct take on Conan, but to me, it takes away some of the joy of the packaging, even if it’s a digital audiobook and not an actual hardcover book that I’m purchasing.

To position this tale in the grand scheme of things, it takes place shortly before Howard’s beloved Red Nails novella, one of his absolute best Conan stories. Blood of the Serpent leads into it—in fact, Red Nails is included as a bonus novella in the hardback edition, not in the audiobook version though. No matter; I have the awesome BrokenSea Audio Productions audiobook from over a decade ago to fulfill my audio needs for that particular story. I encourage you to seek it as it’s well worth your time (you can find it on YouTube and on Archive.org). Anyhow, let’s talk about Blood of the Serpent. Is it any good, you ask? Well, yes, it’s very good, but it lacks the excitement of the traditional Conan tales penned by Howard and the many authors who wrote great pastiches and kept the character alive over the ensuing decades from the ‘60s to the ‘90s. It feels more like a fantasy adventure than a true Sword & Sorcery yarn. It still feels like Conan though, as he acts, speaks, and thinks the way Conan would for the most part. He is paired with Valeria who is just as strong and pivotal to the story as she is in Red Nails. By the way, if you pick up the audiobook and don’t have access to a copy of Red Nails, not to worry, this is a self-contained story and reading the classic Howard tale is not required to follow along and enjoy this new tale. Unlike the perfect pacing of Red Nails, Blood of the Serpent does drag in places and runs out of steam at times, but I never felt like abandoning the book. Conan battles through a plethora of rogues and beasts and there’s a decent amount of action throughout. It’s just missing the magic ingredient of the shorter stories which I’m of the opinion are a better format for Conan (and Sword & Sorcery in general) rather than the larger canvas of a novel. Robert E. Howard himself only wrote one Conan novel, The Hour of the Dragon, and while it’s a damn good book, it feels more like a “Conan’s Greatest Hits” rather than a story that was designed to be a full-length novel.

Classic Conan Artwork by Frank Frazetta

This epic adventure is narrated by Bradford Hastings who’s simply phenomenal in bringing the words on the page to life. His voicing of Conan is pitch-perfect and really enhances the experience. In fact, I’m almost positive I would’ve enjoyed this book less had I read it in print. It’s proof again that for audiobooks, a narrator can make or break a book. Get a great book with a crappy narrator and you end up with a subpar product. On the other hand, a brilliant narrator can elevate it and give it a fresh coat of paint.

So, if you’re a seasoned Conan fan, I’d still definitely recommend taking Blood of the Serpent for a spin. Just make sure you go in with an open mind and that you don’t set your expectations too high. If you’re new to Conan, it’s a good place to start, but make sure to add at least a handful of Robert E. Howard’s classic Conan tales to your reading list. Stories like “Queen of the Black Coast”, “The Tower of the Elephant”, "The People of the Black Circle", and the afore-mentioned "Red Nails" are must-read! Since this is the first book of a new Conan series, I think we’re off to a good start. I’m crossing my fingers that it gets better as we go along. I’d love to see another author take a crack at writing Conan next; it’d be great if every new book was penned by a different writer. I have no idea what Titan Books has planned for this ongoing saga of our beloved Cimmerian. As long as they continue to keep the essence of Conan’s spirit, I’ll be along for the ride. Tune in again next Monday for the second installment of Sword & Sorcery Audiobook Showcase.

Rating: Three point five stars out of five

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